

I have cancer
“$50 for a t-shirt that’s just silly overpriced”
this is what plays over the PA system in hell
don’t flirt with me i’ll probably panic and kill you
if you didn’t tear up here you’re lying
the ultimate question of doctor who isn’t “doctor who?”
it’s “how the hell do daleks build anything”
SERIOUSLY THEY HAVE A WHISK AND A PLUNGER
i’m terrified of lady bugs because when i was 10 my bathroom got infested by them and they laid eggs in my shower but i didn’t know that so when i went to take a shower one time i turned on the water and thousands of lady bugs came flying out of the drain and i sat in the bathtub and i cried
#TeamTargaryen → Grey Worm
“Even those who lack a man’s parts may still have a man’s heart, Your Grace.”
When this
became
a.k.a you’re gonna need a wheelchair
bless